soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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