Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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