Your mouth is God's brothel.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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