Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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