he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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