David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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