Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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