ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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