hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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