normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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