I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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