Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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