My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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