He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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