those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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