You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
we made out on top of his cat.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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