You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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