i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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