I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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