Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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