Nicole vs. Life
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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