She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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