Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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