So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
