I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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