just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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