theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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