Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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