If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Why is your signature on my underwear?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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