I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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