Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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