Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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