So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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