At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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