I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
