I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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