My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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