Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
did i walk over a car last night?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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