there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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