Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Randomize
