didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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