quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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