i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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