Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
