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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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