If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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