dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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