physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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