Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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