On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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