Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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