Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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