When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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