DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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